Specs Award

This week’s Order of the Rose-Tinted Spectacles award goes to Coronation personal investments head Pieter Koekemoer for giving Saturday Star readers some properly jaunty gobbledygook on trends in South Africa’s financial markets.

With equity and bond markets up, sayeth Pieter, they should interpreted as “front-loading of long-term returns, rather than confirmation to revise long-run return expectations upwards”.

Mooi skoot, boet! Your specs are in the post.